It's a daunting place, the Interwebz

Well, I've finally done it. My first ever blog post.

 

It took me a lot of courage - I sat here staring at my computer wondering if I would ever get up the gusto to actually do it. Sure, I know it's not that hard. But it felt like I was an author at the start of a novel; How do you start? What should it be about? What do I even say?

Your first time is never going to be that great. You'll never say exactly the right thing, maybe end up offending a whole bunch of people, it'll end all too soon and you'd wish you could go back in time and change everything but you can't. You just have to throw yourself in there, and before you know it you'll move on to better things.

So there you have it! I'm really looking forward to this, I can see blogging becoming quite addictive. But if I start to ramble about how I get frustrated when I see those stains that bottles leave on your table when you don't use a coaster or anything like that, just stop me okay? I don't want to become a reclusive twittering twat confined to month-old forums dribbling on my keyboard :)

Does... Does all that remind you of anything?

Nah.